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dookie bubble

1. A large hunk of excrement so thick and hard that it cannot be passed through the anus during defecation. It usually takes on the size of a small baseball or a child's fist.

2. A server case of fecal impaction usually found in illegal drug users who do crack cocaine and crystal meth.
During second episode of "Being Bobby Brown", Whitney and Bobby are talking about colon cleansing, when Bobby says to her, "I've seen worse," he says. "I've had to dig a dookie bubble out of your butt."

Bobby even admits that once when "her turd was too big" for her to excrete, he had to pull it out with his fingers.
by MASKED BASTARD April 5, 2008
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doobie

A tight joint, some weed, scooby doo's middle name
Damn boy you got a doob? Let me take some of that!

We were just smoking some doobies. SCOOBY doobies.
by THaMagoriumz December 3, 2007
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doogets

Slang term for high-grade marijuana.
"I just picked up an ounce of doogets"
by Cody Colvin October 2, 2006
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doobie time

1. time for the smoking or rolling of a doobie, (joint, marijuana cigarette).
2. time spent smoking said doobie.
I just got a bo of KB, you've got to try this, it's definately doobie time.
or:
I have to get ready for work...doobie time.
or:
Amanda: Is it doobie time yet?
Daniel: Not yet, I still have to break it up.
or:
My mom gets home from work at five thirty, we have about an hour of doobie time left.
by A. Mystery July 24, 2008
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u mad doggie

-Phrase coined by Harlem-bred rapper Cam'Ron.

Said to further aggravate someone who is mad.
'You just pissed me off!'

'U Mad Doggie?'

'Now I'm even more pissed off!'
by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004
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Dirt Doobie

"Dirt Doobie" is term coined to describe the lowest form of life,...dirty white girls in love with ghetto niggers. Dirt Doobies are white trash with very low self esteem, who enjoy being passed around between niggers like a "Doobie".

They can have up to 6 (black)sexual partners in one evening without protection, or bathing. Dirt Doobies usually wear a "standard issue"uniform that consists of a red top, dark blue jeans, and bight white sneakers. Doobs have been known to wear the same outfit for up to 3 weeks without changing.
Doobies originated in Alton, Illinois, a small town about 20 minutes from St. Louis...but, much like the vermin they bed down, Doobies have spread like roaches to the point of being an epidemic. created by Rabbi Greg Brownstein
Julia Stiles is a Dirt Doobie with a S.A.G. card
"damn, they passed that whore around like a Dirt Doobie!!!"
by fingerrubbers January 12, 2012
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smoke a doobie

to smoke a doobie means to smoke the leftover of a blunt. it's usually a small amount of greens left but anything's worth smoking when you're fresh out of weed, right?
JOHN: Max, you got some weed left from yesterday's burning session?

MAX: No..
wait, I do got a DOOBIE atleast.

JOHN: Ay That's good enough. We out to spark it, tho?

MAX: FASHOOOO!!!! We finna smoke a doobie
by The Crippled Stoner November 5, 2013
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