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David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.
I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon
by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022
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Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.
His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.
by felicity14 January 28, 2020
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David has great music taste.
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the best boyfriend you could ever have. he's gone through some rough shit but he is still determined to be the best person he could be. and he is! he's the cutest boy you could ever come across, all the other lads fall for him cause hes such a cutiepie. he's smart, he's adorable, he's just perfect all around!! i will always be by his side and i love him dearly :>
nathan: i love you david!
david: i love you too nathan :3
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The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
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David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock
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Easy to manipulate, but won't leave you even if you hurt him. He loves people and wants the best for all, but also struggles with anger. He refuses to get bitter off of anything, and he continues to try and be the best him. He does this in spite of what everyone else thinks of him. He loves anyone, despite what they've done, and wants to be the best he possibly could, even if it means that he is hurting an abnormal amount. He's pretty cool I guess.
David is an easy person to trust, and he also trusts those he loves without any doubt.
by WASAWASAOOHOOH October 8, 2019
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