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The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013
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G Anton Daily

A person who doesn't accept rejection whatsoever. They tend to trashtalk the person who denies their idea for logical reasons
- Hey man are you coming to the party, it's 50 euros each
- No man that's so expensive I don't want to
- that's because you're dumb , it's not even that expensive man , you suck I'm telling your girl you're bored and useless

- Come on dude that's some G Anton Daily over there.
by Chr-Base December 31, 2024
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Daily viewership

I don't have access to the analytics but
Hym "I know I have a daily viewership of highly motivated international fans that have changed their lives in accordance with my propositional ethic. So... Let's take a look at the analytics. Put your cards on the table fuck-face. What's my score?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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pork on the daily

Fucking bloody and vigorously for hours on end over an extension of time
I pork on the daily till the bloody rash ripped her skin apart.
by Dailyporker April 13, 2014
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the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...
the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine
by lkajsdfiwemca May 12, 2018
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daily

a white crystalline substance that gives seawater its characteristic taste and is used for seasoning or preserving food.
i like my lemon cum with a sprinkle of daily
by ashton.notirwin94 November 27, 2021
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Daily Chat

A horrible place you will regret being in for too long, only good the 1st day, except pre-2022. You'll probably find people saying "nyaa~ :3c" in it. Just comment GG on the daily level. Please.
I use the geometry dash daily chat!
Why do people think I am a femboy?
by FakeWeezerRiff September 1, 2023
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