Coconut Sandwich

The worst of all dilemmas; a predicament known only to the few brave soldiers who died gruesomely in a fierce battle with the infamous Princess Sarah

"Daddy, Daddy, whose grave stone is this?" Said Michal.
"We don't speak of such things," said Jeremy. "However unfortunate the plight of Sir Buck, we must not dwell on the laurels of the Coconut Sandwich!"

by Matthew McD January 11, 2009

Coconut Malled

You’ve just been coconut malled

hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you

by Man that’s Major May 7, 2021

coconut poop

Diarrhea, (aka die hard rea) it happens when you eat too many coconuts, this is a reference to a video on YouTube, see if you can find it!

Dude, I had the worst coconut poop yesterday

by Mr D man May 16, 2019

coconut sex

When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.

Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."

by 88/8*9/8 August 26, 2013

coconut pussy

Coconut pussy. What would you think it is? Pussy made of coconuts. Yare yare daze..

"Yo, you got some of that good good? Y'know.. coconut pussy?"

"Yeah.. wait what?"

by Nonaword November 22, 2019

Coconut Girl

A white woman who excessively darkens her skin tone or black fishes, being brown on the outside but white on the inside.

“Yo dude, did you see Molly? Last time I saw her she was as white as paper.”

“Yeah, bitch is a coconut girl.”

by Amaya Divine April 9, 2021

Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021