Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.

One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Chopyk

A person who has negative influences on men and women alike. These people usually drink a lot, like to smoke, and don't give a fuck about tomorrow. It is not uncommon for these people to have stage names suck as Sparkles.

Guy: Woah, last night was crazy, you gave everyone shots, and danced with everyone too!

Girl: SO? just wanted to have some fun...

Guy: Stupid Chopyk.

by no really its me. August 16, 2011

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

Chopstick

Sticking Two Fingers Inside of one asshole to spread it apart.

I Did the Chopstick on ur mom last night

by 1a2b3c3c2b1a February 17, 2021

shit chops

The end result of a successful dirty elvis.

Did you see Matt's mom's shit chops?... Larry must have given her a dirty elvis after taco salad night.

by Becky B. September 9, 2005

Tant Chops

To karate chop the woman's Tant more than once for doing something stupid

hey woman get me a beer out of the fridge or I'll give you some Tant Chops

by sugarwuzhere November 3, 2010

Bogs Chops

Bogs Chops, also known as bog chops, are a breed of phone virus that force an individual to make a typo when texting. The scientific name for the virus is Bogus Chopus.

After making a really bad typo
"Wow, the bogs chops really got me!"

by CreepyCripple March 31, 2021