bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.

We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.

by mouse wheel April 23, 2020

Bologna

It’s not fucking real and you shouldn’t believe it don’t just believe what the government is telling about things like “bologna” or “Wyoming” or “birds” they’re all fake and if you think you’ve seen any of these things the government probably put a chip in your brain

*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*

by Saggyvirgin October 15, 2020

bologna baller

Some one who pretends they are a baller but really living off mommy an daddy's money .

Brian is such a bologna baller ! I wish he would just be himself .

by Szasz October 30, 2020

Bologna

The most delicious high class, healthiest, protein filled, melt in your mouth delicacy, originally found in Italy.

Homieeeee...have you tried bologna lately? It's really helping me get those gains.

Or
This is fucking bologna!

by Daddynat January 7, 2021

Bologna Bop It

Masterbating or jacking off (Male only)

“He can’t keep his hands off himself i swear he’s always playing bologna bop it “

“I’ll come out in a minute let me finish playing bologna bop it”

by Papa_stem82 February 6, 2021

bolognakai

a word that was created to poke fun at modern day slang
used in the same way that bologna is used but can also be sprinkled in to any sentence to cause confusion.

Again, to make a point.

Reyes, i bet you dont know what all the NS1s names are
Sir thats bolognakai

by marcelobruh21 February 18, 2021

Bologna Knot

The anal orifice.

A derivation of “balloon knot”, coined by Dave Filoni of Lucasfilm.

Damn Gerald, you’ve got a tight Bologna Knot.

by Glando March 15, 2021