alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 02, 2022

alternative white man

Someone of darker complexion raised in an administrative military atmosphere.

"What is your nationality?" " I am an Alternative White Man."

by 5tranger09 August 24, 2017

alternative encouragement

A fancy definition for workplace bullying.

We provided alternative encouragement to help Joe's productivity. "Stop being such a pussy and get back to work."

by sm@$h September 12, 2023

RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.

RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.

RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 07, 2025

queen of alternative pop

Lana Del Rey.

Lana Del Rey is Thee Queen of Alternative Pop

Person1:Who is the queen of alternative pop?
Person2:Lana Del Rey.

by ToriAmostknown November 01, 2023

Alternative Physics

Literal brain rot

I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.

by Bane3 July 14, 2024