in the shed

when your friends dont see/ hear from you for months cus youre always with your boo

when all your time is spent with your boyfriend/girlfriend, often refers to people in a new relationship.

"dude when did I last see u? ur with ----? oh youve been in the shed i see u"
"---- can never come out with us anymore, shes hella in the shed with her new guy"

by parasyyke January 31, 2024

Shed Kid

A person who is one with Shed. Constantly saying "shed things" and stapling anything that moves.

OG Shed kid- Din Harper.

"Look at that Shed kid on his Shed bike. Sheeeeeeeeds

by PoppaBear666 March 26, 2022

get shed of

To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.

I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.

by Jake 773 October 18, 2021

Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"

Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.

by Tonaho April 28, 2011

buckets in the shed

You did something wrong and you regret it.

mark:i put the buckets in the shed
shawn:ok now go put the hose up-.....what did you do bad
mark:i just did a bad, i regret the thing i did (song)

by the weirdo unicorn January 3, 2021

Ed the Shed

Ed is a Shed

"Wow its Ed the Shed!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 17, 2022

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022