Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

Brendan Li

A celebrity who is very unskibidi and likes toilet poop ballz
He is a popular actor

Brendan Li in that one movie was very skibidi toilet

by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite

person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.

by imoyyy July 13, 2018

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan

The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.

Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.

Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.

by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025

Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

by Jetason March 21, 2022