Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).

You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh

by cunninglingusqueen June 01, 2023

watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 23, 2019

what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

by lil meep December 15, 2018

watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017

watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017

Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010