Moses Bag

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A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!
by MsJ3ep June 23, 2010
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moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.
“oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”
by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021
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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 04, 2009
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Nigga Moses

Another term to describe Harriet Tubman. Traditionally said after history class.
*Sees Harriet Tubman* "Fuck it, Nigga Moses"
by LordAndSaviorHarriet August 02, 2021
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To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.
-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?
by fişeQ September 06, 2022
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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.
Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.
by Scherbel B March 16, 2022
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