Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Finger Jockey

A hand model!

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!

by fjock January 28, 2014

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

peen jockey

a female who sleeps around

Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.

by AltheaJ April 3, 2011

camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.

Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!

by Fred L. October 2, 2007

Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)

'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.

by David Gustafson October 14, 2003

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 28, 2006