by earwaxntoast July 11, 2008
A government worker or contractor who "rides" the government shutdown and doesn't have to report to work.
Nick: Do you have to go into work tomorrow if the government shuts down?
Bala: Nah, I'm a shutdown jockey. Let's head to the bar for mid-day drinks.
Bala: Nah, I'm a shutdown jockey. Let's head to the bar for mid-day drinks.
by ImaginaryMohawk September 30, 2013
One who lifts a 4-wheel-drive vehicle, accenting it with every imaginable bolt-on accessory possible; light package, chrome wheels, bumpers and occasionally even an upgraded engine. But the "Chrome Jockey" differs from the off-road-enthusiast by never allowing his vehicle to get dirty, or go off-road in any way whatsoever. Choosing instead to spend his/her free time cleaning and polishing their rig. This activity has also been known to greatly increase the douschebag factor by an exponential margin, and can rarely be recovered from.
by BlackPearlSailing January 04, 2013
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
by Fred L. September 18, 2007
by David Gustafson October 15, 2003
one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)
by joandsi October 27, 2006