yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products

“shut it ya mad junkie”

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024

Yer Dad

Your dad sells Avon

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad

by STRG July 13, 2022

yer mom gay

yer mom gay is self explanatory

my sister thinks it weird when I say yer mom gay and that she love my dic idk why
she's the weird one here..
ehe...

by yermomsogayshefuckedmydick February 25, 2022