Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
by kennyboye February 16, 2015
Get the dutch wedding ringmug. The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.
José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."
by synergie March 31, 2020
Get the Wedding Fight Fuelmug. Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd
wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"
by weasler February 25, 2006
Get the wockets' wed gwaremug. A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.
1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
by OhCocoa May 22, 2011
Get the Watched the Wedding Livemug. girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
by reinrag6 December 24, 2009
Get the bundle of joy weddingmug. by Ken Boner October 13, 2016
Get the italian wedding chandeliermug. Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.
by Ce Ere September 13, 2010
Get the Mexican wedding ringmug.