uber-relativism

a self defining word for those so far left that they have fallen off the acceptance end of relativistic scale that they are now no longer capable of discerning between any two things.

Uber-relativism describes people that are so wishy washy that they can no longer tell right from wrong because either way something will be "discriminated" against

by SethHuhn April 13, 2011

Uber Hag

Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)

That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.

by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 13, 2010

Uber yak

When you vomit on the uber ride home from a party, bar or event.

Dude, I was so hammered after the Best Coast Beer Fest that I uber yaked on the ride home.

by FreddieFred March 18, 2016

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

by Uberminute January 12, 2017

uber ditch

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019

Uber Mint

Very Fresh or Very Cool
Referring to something which is hip

My coffee this morning was uber mint.

by Airbenderboy11 September 21, 2016

Uber Nothel

When smoking bud a man ask's you to throw fives but instead, you refuse so he turns into a bumble bee and goes into your wallet and takes your money.

"Yo can i get a hit?" "Your gonna have to throw 5's." "no." "Yaooooooooo(*EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH*)". "Damn Uber Nothel."

by SnortTums March 26, 2010