face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 7, 2024

Tweet

1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.

Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

Tweet

A tweet is someone who Likes telling people things who they should know

Snitch

That nigga coop a tweet he got his whole gang caught up

by Snitchk August 19, 2019

tweet high

The moment you start tweeting and can't stop

When someone is on twitter whether on a phone, computer, etc. and they write a tweet then another and soon they are addicted and keep tweeting. That is, until their high wears off.

suzy: "OMG I am blowing Twitter up right now Because I am on a Tweet High! This could go on all night."

by Waldo The Giant February 9, 2014

Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024