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johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
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Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez
Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!
by Radical, but also Sadical September 24, 2017
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Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.
This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it
by PoolOfAwesome October 15, 2017
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Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner over them.
"Hay yo i have like the worst Tromboner right now.........can you help."
by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017
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Trombone

Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.
by TromboneFatty November 6, 2017
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rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.
I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.
by ShadowChix March 8, 2017
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Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
by AidenHall July 4, 2016
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