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dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.
Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!
by HexMaster September 25, 2009
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Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.
God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.
by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016
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poster-door

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.
I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.
by sneakers March 31, 2014
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door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
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Door 5

A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.
Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk
by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008
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Door camper

A player in Rust, who waits for people to come out of their base, and kill them to either

1. Get revenge, or

2. Be a lil bitch whose too scared to fight like a real human in hopes of getting one’s kit.

The Door camper is not very good at the game, because well, they’re a door camper. Now, this may not seem THAT bad, but picture this: You come back from an awesome scrap run at Airfield and Launch Site, pumped that you’ll be able to research your first gun! You pull up to your airlock, and right before you’re able to close the door, BANG! Headshot by a DB kid, that sat behind your base, waiting 10 minutes for you to come back so they could kill you.
Door camping, in general, is a cunt move. If you are a Door camper, just stop.
“Lesssgooo! An auto turret from Launch, and a tommy from Airfield! I sure can’t wai-“
Door camper: *DBs the poor virgin in the head after waiting 20 hours for him to come back to his base* SHITTER!!!
by Fagimus July 24, 2021
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copper door

A copper door is when you take your dick out of a girls ass and hit her in the forehead with it. You can also yell out "knock, knock bitch" when you do it.
I yelled out knock, knock bitch as I gave my girl a copper door.
by Ddac January 18, 2016
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