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carribbean wedding dress

A drunken bride gets taken to the beach by a bunch of dark skinned islanders. They all proceed to have a bukake party on her and douse her with massive amounts of semen.
Sara got married in St. Lucia but was loned to a bunch of islanders by her husband so she could be given a Carribbean Wedding Dress.
by dino23 November 21, 2018
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white trash wedding

When two gay men go back and forth sharing breath after one of them has just inhaled poppers and the other has just taken a big hit from a bong or pipe ( usually filled with T). The high from the drug along with the rush from the poppers and the slowly decreasing amount of oxygen combine for a fun ride.
by Joey joe September 24, 2023
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wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd
wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"
by weasler February 25, 2006
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bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.
girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
by reinrag6 December 24, 2009
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Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.
1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
by OhCocoa May 22, 2011
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italian wedding chandelier

a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her butt hole
Emm aand Adam did a little of the ol' italian wedding chandelier
by Ken Boner October 13, 2016
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Mexican wedding ring

The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.
Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.
by Ce Ere September 13, 2010
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