swipe life

A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.

Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.

by Mr.ColderThanAPolarBear October 13, 2019

swipe

Enjoys good penis licking session and teases everything every time.

Man i hate swipe

by MegaMuna345 November 23, 2021

Swish and Swipe

Then take the toilet bowl brush and swish it around in the toilet. Even if you don't use any soap; you will keep stuff from growing in there. Then wipe off the back of the toilet with the used paper towel or rag, then the seat, the rim and lastly the sides and floor.

My little brother went to piss and missed so I made sure to get the rim when I had to swish and swipe on my chore list.

by The Chorist July 30, 2018

Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021

Swipe it

When you flatten someone’s dick so much it is as thin as a credit card.

My girlfriend flattened my dick so flat to the point where you swipe it like a credit card.

by Kidthesquid September 11, 2020

ego swipe

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

swipe

when someone says some dumb shit, you call swipe on it, then you swipe the fuck out they neck.

Philip: you can make six figures doing onlyfans
person: you can make a million dollars?!
Philip: no you silly goose that’s 100,000+ SWIPE!!!

by mary20122012 February 23, 2021