wonderland promise

A promise made with good intentions but no sense of urgency to complete
Sure girls I'll take you to Wonderland one day probably sometime next summer. 12 summers later, a Wonderland promise
by Pattydangles78 July 23, 2017
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Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.
by Koneko-kun February 28, 2016
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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.
Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.
by Mongrel the Elder April 07, 2024
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The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.
Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.
by yup-giver January 23, 2025
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