poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

by Stunts5 March 11, 2008

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.

The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.

Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

by ascrivner May 19, 2009

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day

unrecommended

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

Pooper's High

The elation and exuberance felt after dropping a large deuce.

There was no match to the Pooper's High Thomas experienced after his tasting tour of Northeast hot dog joints. He felt positively effervescent, refreshed, and ready to run a marathon.

by SheLarry June 20, 2012

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

Pixy Pooper

This is an individual that loves to eat Pixy Stix while pooping. A Pixy Pooper also leaves their wrappers behind to mark their territory. If this individual doesn’t wash their hands upon exiting the stall they shall be referred to as a piss fingered pixy pooper.

It looks like the pixy pooper left behind some evidence this morning as I counted 9 empty wrappers in stall #2.

by Koknballz December 30, 2020