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Middle aged white woman
Bob cut
Has 3 kids
Drives a Volvo
Is currently speaking to the manager
Middle aged white woman
Bob cut
Has 3 kids
Drives a Volvo
Is currently speaking to the manager
by Let’s goooo March 31, 2020

She is unreliable when she’s shopping (mostly Black Friday shopping) and will make up excuses to get the manager in her presence, she is mean, rude, and most importantly NOT smart, she is a Facebook mom and lets their kids listen to kids bop, she is especially excellent in getting the manager to speak to her and her kids hate her.
by egirlsnack November 18, 2019

1) Used as a name, usually for females
2) A nickname for a woman who is entitled and usually a b***h who will get you fired from Walmart when you were just trying to restock eggos when her child walks in front of your crotch and she sues for sexual harassment
2) A nickname for a woman who is entitled and usually a b***h who will get you fired from Walmart when you were just trying to restock eggos when her child walks in front of your crotch and she sues for sexual harassment
1) Karen’s kid fucking died because he didn’t get vaccinated, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
2)Entitled fuck-wad
2)Entitled fuck-wad
by Troll200 May 27, 2020

It’s a name given to argentavis, the argentavis is found in 2 of 4 biomes on genesis: Lava and snow. Karen goes BRAW ! She likes to scare off survivors with her BRAW ! Karen is a bitch
by ExoticAlphaZz April 26, 2020

A dumb bitch with a weird haircut who wants to speak to your manager who who constantly gets mad at skaters who did nothing wrong and won’t wear a mask for five minutes in a supermarket then threatens to sue if she gets the virus
Look at that boomer karen
by Karen the bitch July 24, 2020

Practically a snitch but in boomer generation and always asks if her salad is vegan,also if you let your kids listen to kidz-bop.
Karen: "May I speak with the manager?"
Manager: "I am the manager"
Karen: "Well I asked for a VEGAN dressing and this is NOT vegan!"
Manager: "Mam-"
Karen"Go get me some vegan dressing before I yelp this place a bad review
Manager: "I am the manager"
Karen: "Well I asked for a VEGAN dressing and this is NOT vegan!"
Manager: "Mam-"
Karen"Go get me some vegan dressing before I yelp this place a bad review
by My Dirty Definitions March 21, 2020

That one lady at the store that looks like shes about to throw Twinkies at you for taking that one thing she wanted on black Friday
Person: man i really like this box of Twinkies, ill buy it as a consumer of this store.
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT
by Eyad, the weird kid December 2, 2019
