gooch it up

To make things more difficult than they need to be. Get caught up in the details.

The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!

by CAVOK January 6, 2012

Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.

Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide

by wanker Jord January 22, 2008

gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno May 3, 2008

Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region

This is fun baby time for a gooch slap

by My name February 11, 2003

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Gooch Slide

The Gooch Slide consists of the process on fingering either a lady friend or ones self then proceeding to rub along the gooch to the anal area and continuing with a similar action.

Chinese Lady 1: Damn, me so horny, me need new ways of pleasure.

Lady 2: Why don't you try the Gooch slide

by Timmac March 31, 2011

ripped gooch

When the place between your genitals and your bum hole rips.

Susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
Ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black cock in Swindon. Good effort Ian - but remember to always stretch first!
When you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.

Ripped gooch!

by Jack238 December 11, 2013