Theo (dore)

Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.
"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"
by ZuccoMode March 23, 2022
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Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
by massivestud34 September 18, 2021
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Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes
by Cjashh November 13, 2020
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Theo kapsalis

Sexgod

High body count

Threat to your daughters virginity
by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022
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Theo Therone

Theo Therone is the nickname for the brilliant scottish actor David Tennant.

The fandom created it after his colleague and friend Michael Sheen referred to David as "The Other One".
-Theo Therone is my favourite actor!
- Same! Have you watched Staged?

- Theo Therone should have a urban dictionary page at this point.
- ikr
by sasha2deep February 20, 2021
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theo-illogical

The preacher's theo-illogical explanation of sexual relationships was laughable.
by Hymenite November 18, 2018
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theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.
Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.
by Potato Butt May 11, 2017
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