ego swipe

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

swipe

when someone says some dumb shit, you call swipe on it, then you swipe the fuck out they neck.

Philip: you can make six figures doing onlyfans
person: you can make a million dollars?!
Philip: no you silly goose that’s 100,000+ SWIPE!!!

by mary20122012 February 23, 2021

Tingle Swipe

When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.

Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?

Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!

by SpellingVee July 4, 2020

swipe up

to acquire something/do something

"Dude u wanna swipe up on some mcdonalds later??"
"Hell yeah brother"

by bitchpilled March 24, 2024

swiped

to deflect a kiss from an unwanted party

Kyle swiped Angela

by Rowboat April 16, 2020

turbo swiping

To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.

Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.

by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023