baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive

Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…

by jill lavigne November 30, 2023

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023

Admin card swipe

Stupid you can't do it on the first try

I hate among us admin card swipe

by Sus boy podcast October 27, 2020

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020

chub swipe

To rub one's semi erect penis (chub or chubby) against someone

Hey! Bro, don't chub swipe me!

by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021

swipe and go

When one touches there vaginal area and touches your penis and gives you an STD

My man can’t get hard cause I gave him an STD from a swipe and go.

by Mr . Sauce February 20, 2021