Squeeze the Cat

Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.

Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful October 17, 2007

The Big Squeeze

When 2 or more dicks are stuck in a girl's ass hole.

Yo Chris lets go give Heather the Big Squeeze.

by #Nogleswag October 13, 2011

safety squeeze

A hug that shows the person reciving the hug a scenes of security

After my parents had just died, my uncle embraced me with a safety squeeze and told me everthing will be alright.

by SimpleMan December 21, 2007

squeeze the break

Similar to a squeeze play in poker in that you are making a power move trying to force your opponents out of the last hand before a scheduled tournament break.

With a bunch of limpers behind I moved all in just trying to squeeze the break.

by creamrising June 09, 2007

Cheeky Squeeze

A clever name for defecating.
A name for an saucy fellow.

I will sit on this toilet and take a cheeky squeeze.

by Kibbles Braindt February 26, 2009

Squeeze bag

A girlfriend, a whore, a ho, a bimboe, anything you could fuck and would let you fuck basically.

Hey dog i just got myself a new Squeeze bag and tonight ima take her for a ride to the beach.

by 123haha May 13, 2010

Dirt squeeze

A word used by the San Pasqual High attendees to desribe a greasy lookin, or hairy, or just plain gross looking guy.

Shut the fuck up dirt squeeze.

by CK aka COMPTON!!! January 11, 2007