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Spicy Texas

The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).
We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.
by FluidMechanics January 19, 2010
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spicy iguana

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎
“That’s my spicy iguana
by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022
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Spicy Eye

When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.
"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"
by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018
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Spicy Liam

1: A mostly adorable, white, modestly sized, milque-toast mannered fire eater. Will talk to you about the Mets, and also grab 2 10-45s from a 3 banger.

2: An okay sandwich from basil cucina.
1: Did you here about Spicy Liam’s LSR rescue?

2: The Spicy Liam tastes bad tonight.
by JDcooksalot September 2, 2022
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spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020
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Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
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Spicy Coke

Methamphetamines, aka pop rocks, Scooby snacks, high speed chicken feed, speed, the stuff that helped Ricky Bobby beat the Pierre guy, the stuff, biker coffee, ice, quartz, meth
George: Hey guy, you know where I could get some Spicy Coke?
Some guy(not a rat): Yeah I got you, 8 ball for 100? *pulls out bag*
George: That’s a niiiiiiice boulder

George then spent the rest of his life talking like Boomhauer
by bro george dude March 18, 2022
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