Short Stuff

Nickname for cute girls under 5". Often referred to by friends and loved ones.

" That girl over there is really. Short but cute ! I'm going to call her short stuff."

by TooTall33 April 13, 2016

Shuffleromancy

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

by Heloise July 23, 2008

Stuffalingo

Taunt yelled after blocking a shot in a basketball game

Andrew: STUFFALINGO

Alex: What does that mean

Andrew: Means you just got stuffed

by tsamisaherb November 1, 2008

Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

Hudson Shuffle

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.

Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.

by neoender June 24, 2009

Triumph Shuffle

to intentionally get your girlfriend pregnant while being hella hella creepy about it. must be done from the doggy style position

guy: baby i am about to cum
guh: ok make sure you pull out
::guy is about to cum and grips on to girlfriends hips and does a James Brown lookin shuffle::
guh: YOU CAME INSIDE ME
guy: its ok it was only the triumph shuffle ::wipes mustache with bounty napkin:: see you in nine months

by toast williams July 29, 2009

getting stuff from storage

Workplace euphemism for taking a dump.

Boss: Where they hell were you for 20mins?

Slacker employee: Was getting stuff from storage...

by really annoyed February 4, 2010