Samuel-Jacksionary

A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.

Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!

See god

by infamouskilljoy March 11, 2009

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Samuel geoghegan

samuel is a paigon, blonde hair, broken glasses, polish people don’t like samuel, he’s an oddball but we love him dearly

samuel geoghegan is a paigon

by smolbeanJ&bigbeanR July 9, 2019

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samuel sacco

someone who sucks heaps of dick in burwood bathrooms and gives other people shit because he thinks they are gay when they aren’t but in reality, “sacco” is gay

a samuel sacco is also someone who won’t do shit to anyone as they appear to be very hard

diesel: “where did samuel sacco go?”
charbel: “probably sucking someone off in burwood toilets”

by ikwhereyalive November 14, 2019

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samuel jackson

1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."

2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.

1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.

by GAWG35 February 25, 2010

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Samuel Larsen

He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.

#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"

#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"

Samuel Larsen.

by TheGleeProjectObsessed August 2, 2011

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