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Santa's Sleigh

The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.
"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."
by Commy Dickhead August 18, 2008
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Santa Clarita

A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.
KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!
by YOUALLSUCK!! November 15, 2011
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Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?
by Lexayy June 21, 2008
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Santa face

When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.
"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."
by pete1116 December 29, 2007
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Santa Clausing

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.
Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.
by TheChris357 May 18, 2019
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Santa Bagging

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017
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Santa Pimp

n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free
Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.

My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!
by Toddthewetsprocket December 7, 2013
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