goddamn puerto ricans

The most beautiful people on this earth; you wish you could emulate them in every way and form.

Daisy- "Goddamn Puerto Ricans! I wish I was them and not some dumbass, ugly, scanky puta like myself."

by JenDeLaVixen August 3, 2004

puerto rican credit card

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Puerto Rican Fog Bank

When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.

Dude, I just Puerto Rican Fog Banked that chick last night.

by DW DC February 28, 2009

puerto rican ID check

On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind the counter simply askes "are you 18?" You respond with a simple "yes" then continue buying your alcoholic beverages.

Damn I am so thankful for the Puerto Rican ID check because the alcohol made my night!

by The Zach Daddy July 25, 2007

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

by revvinkevin July 28, 2016

puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.

ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.

by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017

puerto rican concentration camp

When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.

This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.

by pp9k December 17, 2017