Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Paul Reed Smith

Mostbeautiful guitar manufacture in the world. Recognisable by its gorgeous neck with the birds, the body of the guitar comes in beautiful coloured patterns. Basically any PRS is to die for.

"OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT PRS GUITAR, ITS BEAUTIFUL"
"welp, she's freaking out over these guitars again.. Paul Reed Smith sigh

by frankielikesguitar December 20, 2019

reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

Reed Elliott Lewis

also known as REEDIE!!!
he's so good at soccer, considering how small he is, he's freakin crazy at doing backflips and stuff! We both competed in double dutch in 8th grade!! He's super short, and cynthia is way taller than him!! hehe!

by missdelostrinos October 21, 2003

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

Joey Reed

An annoying guy, but he is a gamer. He needs to brush his teeth, but can be nice at times.

yo dude, look over there. Its Joey Reed.

yoooo wassup.

by YOOO9875345 May 6, 2021