poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

by Stunts5 March 11, 2008

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.

The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.

Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

by ascrivner May 19, 2009

Dr Maury Pooper

Any jewish proctologist.

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.

by LongB December 11, 2008

pooperator

A first-rate killjoy. A person who seems to possess the natural ability to trample on any positive emotion or idea people may feel or think.

We can't let a pooperator like Dick spoil our fun.

by Pikipiki October 4, 2007

pooper juice

1. A drink that after you drink it in the morning makes you poop, such as coffee or prune juice.

When I get up in the morning, I have to have my pooper juice.

by Christy P April 4, 2008

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014