Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

Petty

Someone who hangs up on someone mid conversation.

Trey Kailunas is petty when it comes to his girl.

by ElleJayy July 24, 2018

Petty

A female penis.

Keep your Petty beaters off my chicken!

by Amazonia Linux February 26, 2023

Petty

Stephen Machir

Stephen was being petty over $100 and he about got his ass ran over.

by 1234ff157 September 23, 2020

Petty

Mia

She’s petty

by Dcba.gfe August 30, 2018

Petty

When your friend or someone you knows does something to make you mad on purpose and then makes it seem like your overreacting and your the problem when you call them out and in reality your not the problem.

Jeremiah is so petty.
Yeah what a shitty friend

by Kaylow October 17, 2021

Petty Lovers

To describe a couple that is petty to one another

"Yeah, me and Susan are petty lovers, we like to do very petty things when one of us pisses the other off."

by notatoxicperson2.0 October 18, 2021