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MAPS

Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum

You will find people using "MAP" (minor attracted pedophile) or "MAPS" on their social media profiles or as a descriptive for their "sexuality" in order to try and make their sick, vile perversions sound more socially acceptable.
They most commonly call themselves "minor attracted person" and think they are a minority that should be linked with the LGBTQI.
(The LGBTQI want zero association/link to pedophiles and have been very loud and clear that MAPS will ever be included to the rainbow community).
MAPS by any other name are still pedophile scum who should be chemically castrated, implanted with tracking devices and kept separate from the rest of society.
Cardinal George Pell was a Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum (MAPS)
by G30rg3.L.45 March 14, 2024
mugGet the MAPSmug.

Map Sense

Map Sense is a term used when asking if someone's confused about their sexuality

Someone with map sense know what they like, people with no map sense basically love it up the arse AND like a bit of cunt every now and again.
Do you have any map sense?

I.e. are you confused?

Guy: "Either of you got map sense?"
Girl: "Not really"
Other girl: "Nope"
Guy: "Jackpot."
by Manjit Gill February 18, 2009
mugGet the Map Sensemug.

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded
This department is like a spaghetti map
by Jmart86 November 10, 2020
mugGet the spaghetti mapmug.

MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.
Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.
by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023
mugGet the MAPmug.
Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
mugGet the follow the map to Stalingradmug.

Map-nap

A nap taken during geography class. Can be used during a geography unit.
I didn't sleep last night so I'll have a map-nap in geography.
by Me2and3 November 8, 2012
mugGet the Map-napmug.

map fallin’

When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.
“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”
by DiMarieV December 11, 2024
mugGet the map fallin’mug.

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