lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.

Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019

Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Dump Chair

Toilet.

I'll be right back, gotta use the dump chair real quick.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy January 4, 2022