A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 5, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love
by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
