Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by August 12, 2023

no pedo

a common phrase used to cancel out a saying that has Pedophilic underlining.

Yo, that elementary girl could get it, no pedo of course!

by biakkyz December 15, 2024

No Pedo

usually said after something that sounds very pedophilic.

she fine for a middle schooler no pedo

by t_odi October 01, 2020

NO PEDO

When you love children and express it, without wanting to appear like a pedophile, providing you actually aren't one.

"OMG this kid is too cute, no pedo".

by crrispydurian February 26, 2018

Pedo Twoman

When two guys go on a date/hangout with girls 1 year or more younger than them.

Yo Bob did you hear that Jack and Grant went on a Pedo Twoman with two Freshman? They are whole ass Seniors!!!

by Edgegoonmilk July 29, 2024

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 09, 2019