Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

Brass

A sophisticated device that's used to collect liquid, which is usually recognized as saliva.

The floor requires regular cleaning after the performance given by brass players.

by Gouache September 24, 2019

Brass

Something ugly as F!

That boy's face is brass man!!

by Brass July 31, 2016

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022

The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.

Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.

by Randy goat fucker August 8, 2025