kumquat nightmare

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'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'
by iseesounds February 27, 2021
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Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it
let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))
by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017
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A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."
by preeves_ July 08, 2022
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*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 06, 2024
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A horror game based on a nightmare about a hot air balloon that is used for eyesight testing ( like the picture bellow ) And btw yes i do know that the plot is really weirdvand to be honest i can't argue w that.
keniN3wbie: The nightmare of the air Balloon is a good game, i played with 20fps but its good, looks like a smoker sees.
by Your bob September 01, 2022
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your best nightmare

Meaning a nightmare in which something good happens. Even though it is very uncommon to happen to people while you dream, it's something to definitely remember.
"Was Kyle your best nightmare last night??"

"Yeah! I don't even like him, and he was making out with me!"
by tiger.16 October 19, 2016
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