Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019

Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 13, 2022

mushroom gorge

The space between a bump in the shirt and an erection.

Did you see that guys mushroom gorge posted all over Instagram?

by -_- March 31, 2015

High Mushroom

The action of hitting the tip of one penis with the tip of another penis.

Like a high five with dicks.
This often triggered by glory hole confusion/misuse.

I tried to use the glory hole, but ended up high mushrooming another dude.

by Johnny Dickfingers August 23, 2016

mushroom booty

A girl with a perfectly round ass

gd, u see here mushroom booty? That bitch round af!

by yungmaemae April 7, 2019