Moses

A man of great faith that followed and chased after God whole heartedly without doubt.

Moses led the Israelites out of captivity from the Egyptians.

by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021

Moses Farwenel

Very kind person, known for having a big dick.He also is a saint. Big Kanye fan. Moses Farwenel can do it all

Nice cock Moses Farwenel

by Sonofgodmo November 23, 2021

the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Moses

Moses is a true coochie scout, he is always swagged out and is super intelligent. Moses is never scared to do, say, or wear what he wants, he’s the epitome of a sigma male

Damn, Moses has all the swag and all the hoes

by Cashnastygaming777 November 23, 2021

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024