Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 1, 2004

Moit

Moit, a women's sexual organ. The opening of the vagina.

Stick it in ya moit hole! cunt vagina gash fuck hole pussy vag

by alexisliving June 17, 2010

mojito:30

when it's getting to the drinking time of the (work)day.

I'm tired of working. it's approaching mojito:30.

by slym 5000 October 16, 2008

Merita Bread swag

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.

KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag

by Flokka KO October 26, 2010

maritime contrarian

Same as a regular contrarian but slightly more stupid.

Person 1:That dumb ass keeps nagging and complaining all the time, plus he constantly oppose everything you say.
Person 2: Yeah I know, typical maritime contrarian retard.

by Bobbyfisher878787 November 29, 2017

Möit

A new modern western name, popularised by the extremely skillful Steam user TheLulz.

Möit was an avid Dota player.

by DabOnThatYeet!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1 May 31, 2018