When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 28, 2022
Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL
MICHAEEEEEEL
It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
by joz321 June 16, 2022
Greatest guy every. Super hot and smart. Very nice to people he likes. Doesnt like fake people. Greatest bae you could ever have.
by XxsummiexX December 12, 2020
A boy that works very hard and is trying his best while others are oblivious to it. If you don’t understand something he says he will attempt to explain it to you and not just ignore your confusion. He has a hard time expressing himself but give him time and he’ll come around. If you’re walking with him and he goes too fast he will slow down if you ask him to. He is a great friend and partner if you’re up for it.
by ash_rain February 01, 2021
amazing guy who might not catch your attention at first, but definitely will with his heart-melting smile. super creative and talented. a man of culture who's into memes.
by tryna be cool™️ November 12, 2020
Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..
me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
by Mk <3 January 02, 2022
Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 05, 2021