Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

Seis de Mayo

the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo

Tom: "Hey Dave, why didn't you show up for work yesterday?"
Dave: "It was May 6th, remember?"
Tom: "Duuude, you were so wasted on Cinco de Mayo- you downed like a full bottle of tequila! That must've been a killer hangover!"
Dave: "That's what why we have Seis de Mayo and aspirin."

by dbierman May 7, 2010

Seis de Mayo

Hipsters' version of Cinco de Mayo, becuase if hey celibrated that, it would be too "mainstream."

Elliot: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
James: Come on, you're killin' my buzz, wait 'till tomarrow.
Elliot: What's tomarrow?
James: Seis de Mayo, cause Cinco de Mayo's too mainstream.
Elliot: oh..cool?...
James: No.. chill.

by sexypeacockfromhell October 20, 2012

marty mayo lick

When a kid named matthew eats mayo only sandwiches. I'm talking nothing but bread, mayo then bread.

marty mayo lick is licking mayo

by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.

All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?

by ginger petunia January 5, 2005

Cinco De Mayo

A time when all of LL posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps.

Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

2)fapping, that is self explanatory

by llamaguy May 19, 2007

Great Mayo Blaster

When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!!

This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!

by Richard davis October 22, 2008