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dirty maya

a dirty maya is a sexual act which involves smearing your shit on your lovers body and licking it off while listening to kids bop
she was into some really weird shit man... i got a dirty maya last night
by watermelondonkeytesticles April 12, 2020
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Maya syndrome

Maya syndrome is a mental condition primarily (although not exclusively) developed by people who attend college or university for game design.

People with Maya syndrome tend to believe that just because they are using an "industry standard" software, their products are inherently flawless and superior to anything else, regardless of their level of experience. They often dismiss criticism from more experienced people who use a different software, especially who use open-source applications.

After a person develops this condition, they become difficult to work with in teams using diverse tools. The person will often work on a 3D modelling project, and refuse to do revisions after the first pass on the asset, resulting in a practically unusable product. Sadly there is no known way to cure Maya syndrome. At present, the only options are to keep these people isolated from healthy developers and hope that time and more experience heals them, or to play onto their mental state, and work with them in an echo chamber in order to try and pry usable products out of them. (Sadly the latter option has the danger of not only not improving the condition of the affected individual, but even making it worse.)

The name of the condition comes from Autodesk Maya, a 3D computer graphics production software, which is the most common cause for the development of the symptoms described above.

Similar versions of this syndrome can be described for a number of other professions as well.
I think Cody has a severe case of Maya syndrome. Ever since he started college, I can never get him to do revisions on his model, even when they are utterly unusable garbage.
by MrClock August 22, 2023
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maya and harry

heyy you see maya and harry, they are just by far the best couple everrr
by hxhsks June 29, 2021
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maya ormerod

She’s pretty cool
Bloke 1. Who’s that las over there mate
Bloke 2. Idek
Maufsaibry. Oh that’s my las maya ormerod, she’s really fit
by Acton Bell March 3, 2023
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Maya Vega

that one random person in my art and English class that is extremely talented at art and palm reading and are super cool
omg have you heard of that student that started a cult through wattpad? i think their name was Maya Vega
by Famished Phantom May 5, 2022
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Maya Fischler

maya is a girl from this nerd school and shes rly buff because dhe works out every day and is a gym rat but she has a teeny tiny ass but she has gargantuous boobs like damnnn yhat rack is huyuge i would hit so hard like she makes people shit themselves when theyre in her presence because she has this shit stain glow to her and it just makes them want to shit in front if her so they sit down on her feet and take a shit all over her new air forces and she has rly sharp teeth to bite into ur toes because she thinks they look like sausages
“AHHH ITS MAYA FISCHLER(run) i need to shit(poop) all of a sudden
by cupa May 4, 2023
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Jaeda-Maya

Jaeda-Maya is such a weirdo. She’s extremely pretty and knows it too. She has a dirty mind so be prepared for lots of lewd jokes! She’s artistic, kind and extremely emotional, but also very charming
Omg who’s that girl?!

That’s Jaeda-Maya
by Hihelloheyhiheyhey December 20, 2021
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