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Subway map

Used By two or more Friends or people that are about to Pipe a girl. OR have sex with her
Yo Son lets run a subway map on this chick.
by Tim September 3, 2004
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MAP

Minor attracted perso- SIKE. It means multi animator project. Lemme explain. Most MAPS have music to it, but there can be acting and scenes from a show or movie. There’s a lot of parts that separates the audio, someone asks for a part and they can animate over it. Sometimes there’s a script, sometimes you just do whatever. There are also beginner friendly MAPS to. MAP does not mean minor attracted person, the animation community has been using it for years, they can’t just make it mean pedo.
“Hey can I have “MAP” part 13?”
Sure thing!”
by Couch_King May 7, 2022
mugGet the MAPmug.

Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic
*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket
by Gritit July 29, 2021
mugGet the Map cricketmug.

64 states map

the 64 states map is a joke map of the united states published on december 15, 2023 by the webcomic xkcd which reads "geography challenge: can you label all the states?" just google it to find the image of it.
at first glance, it looks like a normal united states map with all distinctly-shaped states like california, idaho, texas, minnesota, michigan, ohio (who can forget that one?), florida, maryland, etc.
however when you glance closer, you realize a bunch of fake states have been added, most of them being in the west. most of them look like wyoming and colorado copies, due to them being rectangles. (why couldn't there have been a second florida- wait, nevermind)
the map got labeled by various people, coming up with hilarious names for the states.
here are what look like fake states.
fake state 1: between oregon and california. somewhat rectangle shaped, except for the west coast part.
fake state 2: to the northeast of nevada. almost rectangle shaped.
fake state 3: between arizona and new mexico. nicknamed "newer mexico."
fake state 4: to the west of north dakota.
fake state 5: to the west of south dakota.
now here's the hard part: the multiple rectangles. even i don't know which one is the actual wyoming and colorado, they're all rectangle shaped.
fake state 6: to the east of idaho. not sure if it's the wyoming, or a fake state.
fake state 7: to the northeast of utah. could be a wyoming.
fake state 8: to the west of nebraska. more square-shaped. could be a wyoming.
fake state 9: to the west of nebraska and kansas. could be a colorado.
fake state 10: to the east of utah. could be a colorado.
back to the more recognizable non wyoming/colorado states.
fake state 11: between south dakota and nebraska.
fake state 12: an arkansas clone. between missouri/arkansas and louisiana, depending on which one you think is the real arkansas.
fake state 13: a tennessee clone. between kentucky/tennessee and the tops of mississippi and alabama, depending on which one you think is the real tennessee.
fake state 14: between indiana and ohio.
fake state 15: between north and south carolina. nicknamed "central carolina" because it's in between the two.
fake state 16: between new hampshire and maine. nicknamed "evil new hampshire" by someone on the internet.

my older twin claire showed me the 64 states map. i couldn't tell which one was the actual wyoming.
by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025
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MAPS

Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum

You will find people using "MAP" (minor attracted pedophile) or "MAPS" on their social media profiles or as a descriptive for their "sexuality" in order to try and make their sick, vile perversions sound more socially acceptable.
They most commonly call themselves "minor attracted person" and think they are a minority that should be linked with the LGBTQI.
(The LGBTQI want zero association/link to pedophiles and have been very loud and clear that MAPS will ever be included to the rainbow community).
MAPS by any other name are still pedophile scum who should be chemically castrated, implanted with tracking devices and kept separate from the rest of society.
Cardinal George Pell was a Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum (MAPS)
by G30rg3.L.45 March 14, 2024
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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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Map

I just fucked two bitches
Bruh you mappin bro
by Mr._youngin October 8, 2022
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