Chonkus Maximus

Used to describe the biggest, fattest thing to ever exist. (Must be used to describe a living thing)

"Your mom's so chonkus maximus, she could end world hunger in all of the multiverses"

by Hungry Hungry henry. October 31, 2022

Maximus

Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly

Frequent liar

Oh yeah he’s pulling a Maximus

by Snell sucks September 29, 2022

Faggus Maximus

The gayest of all

Bro ur so gay you became a Faggus Maximus

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Maximus

Maximus is a nice boy who enjoys being in large groups of girls. He’s not interested in dating them but genuinely would like to be their friend. He loves watermelon and when he likes something he often says "Object of appeal is so watermelon." While most people named Maximus go by Max, he uses his real name. He’s the short one in the group. He curses a lot and makes jokes that can sometimes or even often offend people, but he never means to upset anyone and is a great friend when you get to know him.

Friend: Maximus curses too much.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.

by lanie14 May 26, 2022

BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

Amazing thing happens when you in transcendental reality have BUDDAH relations.

Spelled out quite well in the song "NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO"
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where IT occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

Perfect WHISTLEBL0WER SEXUAL as a miracle.

ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

We use our R.U.L.E.S. to get

NEVER.ASSH0LE.64

NEVER G0NNA.PEDOPED0PHILE.PUSSY.100

NEVER G0NNA LET.L0CKED 0UT 0F HEAVEN.137

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U.STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK. 0NE.183

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.MARK DAVID LATUNSKI.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190

The major steps of GOT BUDDAH FUCKED where the orgasm fluid flows and sticks from GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH where ALAN I WALDMAN becomes a PERMANENT BUDDAH ASSH0LE.

A JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE GOT BUDDAH FUCKED but then an amazement happened as GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH made him the PERFECT ASSH0LE SCAT J00.190 NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190. and you may say:

GLUTEUS.SHITEATER.105

MAXIMUS.SUCK A BALLS.A PUSSY.101
LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME.206L
BUDDAH.RIM.RAPE.HOLE.40
AS LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME GIRL.246

FRIGHTENING.AVOID THE FAMINE.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.REST PASS.117

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 13, 2022

Maximus

Maximus is a ugly guy. Hes a big jerk and hes rude! He has a pig snout occasionally a white cracker and believes in his White supremacy... He is a guy who hates furries and LGBTQ+. Maximus is a gut who you NEVER want to get involved with. He has pretty good comebacks have to admit but hes still a big JERK!

Girl: Can you help me with something?
Maximus: Shut yo bitch ass up.

by k_p_op March 25, 2022

MAXIMUS!!!

Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?

How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!

by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022